A private membership providing structured, reliable social support for high-functioning professionals. We show up. We reply. We remember. We have been doing so for three years.

Successful, busy people who have somehow ended up with a life full of acquaintances and very few people who actually know them. People who are tired of being the one who organises, follows up, and holds everything together. People who understand that reliability has a value — and are willing to pay for it.

Real enough to have a cancellation policy.

Retainer-based. Tier-dependent. Disclosed upon application. We do not list prices publicly because the correct tier depends on what you actually need — which we assess during the intake process. The Coffee Meet-Up is £300. Everything else is discussed once we know who you are.

We are not currently accepting new clients. The next intake opens in approximately three months. You are welcome to join the waitlist. We will be in touch if your expression of interest is taken forward. Very few are successful, but optimism is healthy.

We pay for healthcare. Legal advice. Therapy. Financial guidance. The idea that friendship should be the one exception is touching. It is also, evidently, not working. People only respect what they pay for. Lara St James learned this at her 30th birthday dinner.