Beyond the membership.

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The Coffee Meet-Up

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The Birthday Dinner

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The Group Event

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The Plus-One

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The Gallery Visit

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The Networking Companion

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The Group Chat Representative

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Special Request

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The Coffee Meet-Up

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The Birthday Dinner

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✳︎ The Coffee Meet-Up ✳︎ The Birthday Dinner ✳︎ The Group Event ✳︎ The Plus-One ✳︎ The Gallery Visit ✳︎ The Networking Companion ✳︎ The Group Chat Representative ✳︎ Special Request ✳︎ The Coffee Meet-Up ✳︎ The Birthday Dinner ✳︎

The Coffee Meet-Up £300 per session

Forty-five minutes. A good café. We show up, we're present, we remember what you told us last time.


Notice period: 48 hours. Cancellations within 24 hours forfeit the session fee.

The Gallery Visit Price on enquiry

We know when to be quiet in front of a painting. We also know when to say something. We have opinions. We keep them proportionate.

Bookable Tuesday to Sunday. Private views on request.

Special Requests Price on enquiry

Ask. We do not judge the request. We assess the feasibility. If we can do it, we will tell you how. If we cannot, we will decline without further correspondence.

Uncertainty is not the same as ineligibility. We will let you know.

The Birthday Dinner Price on enquiry

We attend. We are warm, appropriate, and completely convincing. We know what it means to be the only one who showed up — which is precisely why we do.

Gift budget agreed in advance. Speech not included. Applause included.

The Networking Event Price on enquiry

We work the room so you don't have to do it alone. We make introductions. We remember names. We leave when you leave.

Briefing call required 24 hours in advance.

The Plus-One Price on enquiry

Weddings. Funerals. Family events. Work functions. We do not embarrass you. We do not drink too much. We do not dance unless asked. We always dance if asked.

Maximum eight hours. Travel outside London charged separately.

The Group Chat Representative Price on enquiry

We respond. We react appropriately. We never start a voice note without permission. We will never use a gif without your pre-approval.

Active hours 8am–9pm. Response time within the hour.

Add-ons are available to active members only. Enquire via your member portal or contact us directly.